"When will the Pope stop his war on Christmas?"

Quote of the day!!

Charles sounds terrible, no doubt, but really? Creep shots of an unconscious man's penis, and then physical violence?

Well nothing spices up my morning coffee like some casual anti-semitism.

As a non-Jewish person, I am also sick of your people being dragged into this shit. Way to go, Kanye, blaming your problems on a group of people who have historically been the world's punching bag for longer than pretty much everyone else.

As a Jewish person, I am so sick of our people being dragged into this shit. Just leave us out.

How did I not realize there was a HP marathon?

Can we just sit people like this down and force them to watch this video on repeat until they realize that they shouldn't be forcing people to change their natural bodies to fit in? I wonder what they do to the 5th grader who becomes a double D overnight.

So, would this hair have been a distraction? Cause it's pretty similar.

I fucking love this dress and the necklace with it. It doesn't have a damned thing to do with whether or not she's covered up. I just really love this outfit.

Whenever I see, or rather hear, Sarah Palin, I find it difficult to distinguish between the Tina Fey parody and the real person.

My late husband used to insist that all babies came out looking like Winston Churchill.

My grandmother used to say that when you couldn't think of anything nice to say about a frightfully ugly baby, you said "Now THAT'S a baby!" Because then you don't have to lie when you're expected to say something.

Yes. Because the english language is desperately in need of a good second person plural pronoun, and y'all is really the best option.

First of all, that apology is written at a level I would consider to be well below collegiate — more like a 6th grade book report level. How could he think he'd be able to present your article as his voice? But secondly:

I always tell my students: if you can find it on the internet, SO CAN I.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

How can feminists end up with all these abortions when they are all man-hating lesbians? I find all this so confusing.

Wait. There are NO fees? The who the fuck have I been sending $19.99 a month to for the past 30 fucking years? Dammit, I knew this "Official Feminist" card was too good to be true!