Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

Dear Clueless Hero: observational comeday is only funny when you have something new, or subversive to say about the observations you’re making.

*chortle*

I know I’m just an old fuddy-duddy, but was this article randomly generated?

Souls “clone”. Looks at everything about the game.... really, and you went with “clone”? Ouch way to stick it to anyone who worked on the game.

Dude, go look at some Chinese “clones” and then think about your wording.

I didn’t call for additional players in the network test and I thought some of the bosses were pretty challenging. So I’m a little surprised when you say “Code Vein isn’t a very challenging game” and I’m no stranger for Souls and Souls-like games. 

Still not paying $60 for a gameboy remake.

Dye his hair, cut it, laser his face or makeup. He looks like a regular nobody.

I appreciate that Emily made that obvious in the opening paragraph, but it’s still outright contradictory to the article’s title, and thus, clickbait. That said, I know that writers don’t always get to write the headline that accompany their article, so maybe this was an error in communication if not clickbait.…

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

I’m an airline captain and I would never ask someone to move seats unless there was a really compelling reason. Usually the flight attendants take care of all this and I only show up if there’s trouble.

They’re miserable yes, but all they’re allegedly doing is mass reporting, which doesn’t automatically ban the streamer, it’s Twitch that decides whether to ban them or not, so while the incels are vile, the real problem here is once again Twitch with its bipolar banning decisions and vague ToS.

of course they would do this the season with the worst animation quality....

We get this comment every time someone mentions the word speedrunning and I’ll never understand it.

Speed runners have played the game hundreds or thousands of times.  They’ve seen everything in the game and know it like that back of their hand.  Most probably did play and explore at a more normal pace at the beginning.  They are well beyond that now.

I want to love this game, the art is so good and the animation is fantastic (although I wish the penitent would keep his sword in the same hand when I change direction; I dunno why this bugs me so much in 2D games!). The atmosphere is great with a distinct Spanish flavor and I love 2D action-exploration games (that’s…

It's way too detailed to not be a Pokemon

Yeah, where are all the incredible, mind blowing Ghost type Pokemon designs like we had in The Good Old Days™?

Whether or not we see it in the dex, that’s the face of a pokemon.

> whereby they take a random inanimate object with few to no distinguishing features and then say “a ghost blob lives in here now”