You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

You know how that gets fixed? Venice police go NYPD on them. NYC used to have these problems back in the day but, they started getting more aggressive about cleaning up and now that it's cleaner and safer people are complaining that the police are too violent. Seriously, you're going to have one of two problems here…

For what it's worth, parent-to-parent, they figure out something's going on and need an explanation.

It's taken me a long time to figure out why I hate being catcalled in almost every scenario but I think it's a combination of factors. For many women, when wanted/unwanted male attention starts, you're pretty young – a pre-teen or teenager. At that age, I didn't understand my own sexuality or really any one elses. I…