Weight Watchers isn’t a “diet” in the sense that you are referring to... yes, yo yo diets are not healthy, but Weight Watchers isn’t designed for that.

The fact that he chose to order Domino’s should be legal grounds to overturn the affluenza ruling. And if not, it should be legal grounds to change the legal system to allow for that overturn. Also, I am most definitely a real lawyer who understands the legal system. And I am not drunk, and this article is not kind of…

“Hello, I’m Todd Dominos, the CEO of Dominos Pizza. We’ve heard your criticism loud and clear, and we are not meeting your standards. Six years ago we tried improving the quality of our pizza, but we still didn’t earn back your trust. That is why each delivery person is now a certified bounty hunter. Not only do we…

I think they should just make him stay in the Guadalajaran jail.

Does anyone want pizza now? Not Domino’s.

Decides to go on the lam somewhere outside the United States.

And if you thought Domino’s in the US was bad, Mexican Domino’s is that much worse.

Kid is in Mexico where he can get delicious, authentic Mexican food and he orders Dominos pizza? If this doesn’t demonstrate that he is a monster and should be separated from decent society for the rest of his life, then what can?

If Dominoes wasn’t bad enough, Mexican Dominoes! Better eat that while sitting of the toilet, save a step.

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

I’m super pro weight watchers. I just rejoined after moving to a new town and getting off track. I miss going to meetings-those were my favorite parts.

I haven’t actually seen the commercials yet, but I *did* start doing Weight Watchers in October. I’m down 15lbs already. It really is a lot of common sense, but there’s something about the structure that is working for me. Well, the structure and the fact that there aren’t “forbidden” foods, because the spectre of…

Is that why he prefers walking around on all fours with a collar and is a mute?

Pluto’s into some weird shit.

Ask and you shall receive:

It’s like now we aren’t going to put a human tshirt on a dog the normal way? We have to make our OWN brand of dog tshirt to fit insane 4 legged dog pants?? That go from the neck to the tail? It’s like no..,you know what? I won’t stand for this. America shouldn’t stand for this. Everyone stop talking about refugees and…

I don't know how women with long acrylic nails do anything, let alone poo.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

I love love loved her parents. That line particularly made me crack up.

Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.