Ya know, I’m just so TIRED at this point. Like, exhausted by our government’s apathy.

The article’s author, Samuel Stockard, of 2639 Isaiah Dr., is a piece of shit.

I instantly like Dunst more than I already did.

Spurgeon

I used to hold introductory sessions when I get new beanie babies, so they would all know each other and be friends.

My friend had puppy surprise! I was jealous. I had that baby surprise where you put the diaper in water and it disintegrates to reveal a birth certificate for if it’s a boy or a girl... Magic Nursery! And then I got the triplets that came in like a fanny pack carrier and the bottom had buttons that laughed or cried!…

I loved my dolls and stuffed animals during the day but they had to live in a hallway closet at night because I couldn’t be sure they felt the same way about me and wouldn’t come alive at night to kill me. I’d lock my bedroom door and be a hundred percent sure that they were out there....waiting....

The chart was very thoughtful of you. I slept underneath all of my animals in hopes that if a serial killer broke into my house they wouldn’t see me.

Sorry, I need two entries, but this one is about my worst toy. My mom bought this doll for me; she did somersaults and I was terrified of it. I screamed when I opened the box. So what did my lovely mom do? She hid that hideous creepy doll in the closet and would threaten me with it when I was naughty. “Do I have to…

My stuffed animals. I hated dolls except for the one whose hair grew when you pressed her belly button. Embarrassing confession: I used sleep with a different stuffed animal each night and had a chart with a schedule so none of them would have hurt feelings.

Okay do you guys think this special will launch their own series?

I’m 48 and I’ve never heard the term cuffin either. I assume it’s something the horny kids are doing while my ovaries prune.

My fluffy wiggle butt corgi has chilled with me for 11 years now. Definitely much better than all those assholes I have dated. Definitely not looking for a snuggle bear this winter.

it’s her first christmas with us, so we were a little worried about how she’d react to decorations and a tree. But here she is ‘helping’ me fix bulbs. I had to physically pick her up and move her to the side because she just sat in the middle of the lights and tried to go to sleep like the LITTLE ANGEL SHE IS. She’s…

Always up for a good puppy party.

she’s a little weird, but I guess she’s alright to have around

My boyfriend playing with a doggy:

Pearl says hi to all the internet friends

Theres nothing in this world that can't be solved by more puppies.

Badly.