I think i’d be happier with his aging if he cut or at least washed his hair. and stopped it with those stupid earrings. it’s like he’s aging into steven tyler.

Please, stop showing me this face. Let’s remember him as he once was, before he started desperately grasping after youth/relevance.

God, I thought he was so hot here.

Ohhhh my god this is my dream come true. I really like the girl who dyed my hair and all but like 75% of the time I'm not interested in talking to anyone. Idk thought luckily she's gotten really used to it with me and won't push for convos unless I'm being particularly chatty

Can we also get a silent dentist’s chair? I don’t want to talk about the one fact you always remember about me from our bi yearly visits. I don’t want to try to answer your question with your hands in my mouth and drool dripping down my chin. I truly don’t care about your children or my flossing habits or the last…

I don’t mind a bit of chit chat.

They’re not pro-life. They are anti-choice.

Peace to them & their families.

Truly, it is a special day when France can out red-neck Alabama.

Mary Kate’s been dating the guy since Moby Dick was a minnow; can’t we just be happy for her for once instead of snarking?

Seriously I live in Alabama like redneck capital of the world and never heard of anyone having bowls of cigarettes at their wedding. Hunting dogs, camouflage, beer, maybe a pregnant cousin or 2 but bowls of cigarettes no. Oh and let me really drill the point home I also live in a trailer park. When a woman raised in…

I finally quit smoking a year ago and I don’t really want to smoke anymore and I see now how truly gross it is.

My cat steals them and buries them in the kitty litter. I don't know why.

Canada doesn’t count! ;) I actually didn’t know there was a Canadian Thanksgiving until this year.

I’m reporting in because of the above phrase ‘Refuse you a Cat’, not because this is the worst Thanksgiving Story, but because I’m living this story RIGHT NOW. I am AT THE SCENE. I can only report, it takes much longer for me to process. So here’s the deal:

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

My drunk uncle slipped on his own piss and fell out of a second story window. He also groped my brother’s wife.

Kim Kardashian said North West’s birth was “the most painful experience” of her life.

"Tomorrowland...Main Street USA...Toon Town and Frontierland...and Adventureland. Each of the five areas of the park is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you."