Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

Notice Hillary only swings her hips to the right.

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

It’s kind of impressive that Trump could pick someone who would be objectionable is almost every opposite way from him. I’ve known people who are like “Well, at least Trump isn’t terrible on abortion and gay rights” and then he picks Pence, who is truly awful on both. There’s almost a part of me that wants to…

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

probably a Hitler reference, actually

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

The last time an attractive young lady went to meet a creepy dude with a bad haircut in Wisconsin, it resulted in a wonderful Netflix documentary.

Irritable dad who has watched a ton of Law & Order checking in. Pretty much the same.

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

“More proof of ESPN’s liberal agenda!”

Damn. I like it.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”