You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

The blogger that wrote this piece is apparently quite adept at putting words in people’s mouths.

Her expression after finishing kills me.

Bahaha. I'm 28 and my gas light is on right now!

Carson really is the pimple in this series. (Yes, it’s about a Ph.D., but it fits.)

It was like he was filibustering rational thinking.

I am absolutely lost it when I saw that he put the magazines in the oven with the chef boyardee right after their account recommended to move them away from the stove.

Story of my life, amirite? (I am not right)

Sure, whatever. A crotchety old Socialist Jew from Vermont who spent his honeymoon in the Soviet Union is totally going to elected in these here United States. Good luck with that.

It’s VW clean diesel.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

Does this mean that when the Karma does return, it will be called a Karma Karma? Surely not.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Did you click thru to the article? They totally had me being like “whoa, that’s...um...certainly..uh close”

Will it have shrimp cocktail?

then why didn’t they just get Emma Stone?

this comment acquits its namesake quite well