Assuming the kid will ever learn to read is kind of putting the cart before the horse.

Honestly, if I ate a porcupine and had it lodged in my digestive tract, I’d have jumped off a ledge as well. What an awful way to die. I would like to believe the “jump” off the ledge was a conscious decision.

Sounds like you have a fat personality to me. /s

Yeah, when the Bravosian fighter punched Jamie, I started shouting at the screen “You see how he did that, Jamie!? With his spare hand!! You can, too! Moron!”

Floyd’s wives took more punches for a much smaller payday.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

You’re one of those parents of the year, aren’t you?

“mhysa, mhysa!”

lol at corporate octopus. I’m just picturing an octopus in a suit with a briefcase.

Yay! A corporate octopus trained for the purpose of selling something. There really should be more laws on advertising limits.

Imagine that? A supporter of the Paul family sees something unusual and the first thought is that it must be a conspiracy.

Black hole sun

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

Teddy?

Who the fuck just stands on rocks, videotaping a fucking crab? The cameraperson was in on this, no fucking doubt.