“And we have a very special guest with us today — the Autopsy Photos of John F. Kennedy! Everyone give him a big welcome.”

Secretariat.

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

Fake Detective

You must be really fun at tennis matches.

“I had sex hundreds of times in prison...my wife came on dozens”

Assuming the kid will ever learn to read is kind of putting the cart before the horse.

Floyd’s wives took more punches for a much smaller payday.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

You’re one of those parents of the year, aren’t you?

Black hole sun

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

Teddy?

"I wanted to marry you or have you adopt me"

Who the fuck just stands on rocks, videotaping a fucking crab? The cameraperson was in on this, no fucking doubt.