Well anyone who buys this dress for 250K plus clearly doesn't give a shit about your silly common sense.

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

He got Kate Upton, stopped jacking off, lost strength in his arm. What's the question here?

The closest thing I ever had to "the talk" with my dad went like this:

I feel like I'm at the Nordstrom in King's Landing.

Damn, son! That's two winner comments today. You go Glenn Coco

Looks like 'Children of Men' but the pregnant girl is a space ship.

Okay, I'm going to say this with three qualifiers for the sake of clarity:

Hey, girl, if I told you your skin made me think you are less human than white people, would you hold it against me?

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

Or it can be Captain Obvious flying a delta wing!

He's probably just doing this for a Reaction, and by that I mean some items from Kenneth Cole's 2014 collection.

What is James Franco doing? He's nearly drake hands-ing.

How lame to take a selfie of yourself while you're looking away from the camera, as if you didn't realize your picture was being taken. By you.

This interview was definitely a "We've got them both right where we want them, now release the bears!" moment.