You know nothing, Jon Crow.

You know what I love about that authentic train collision? The audience.

Somebody's gonna pay for this

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

"the entire time you're thinking: no way. No way this actually happens. It can't."

I can't imagine running under those conditions. I mean, with a girl?

"Hey, good-looking. Ever had sex with a puppet before?"

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

This is what is most impressive to me.

Unretouched pigeon photo.

So two 3mm elefants or lions would be better?

Yes, because nothing is scarier than two small ants.

2+ million apiece? If only I was nine again.

I know what it means. I just want CorrectionDetection to think he's (she's?) smart and giving me the what-for. It's a thing I like to do for the dumbs.

You clearly do not understand just how sexy a living starfish can be.

When a chicken can do this while slathered in olive oil and rosemary, on a moving rotisserie grill at 400 degrees, i will admit their superiority.