Chef: MY MOM

um,...you can buy the cast recording on CD for like 10 bucks...

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

JORTLES!!

The Holdo Maneuver might be my favorite action scene from any action movie, ever. I still can’t believe it happened.

The on/off headshot kill was top notch.

Thank you for so beautifully writing out the feelings that I have had about this whole situation. I too, was molested as a kid by an older cousin-and later a teacher from our community who did theatre with me- and it took me years to reconcile those experiences (and to be honest, I’m still trying to deal with them…

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

Now let’s talk about the ridiculous over-recovery in housing prices going on right now all over the country.

Walkers is getting free advertising. I’d say it turned out pretty well.

“Thanks for coming halfway across the world, Sean, but sorry, you can’t meet the pope” is the most hilariously petty bullshit in the world.

I don’t even care. Seems like a genuinely nice dude. And we need more nice dude news.

If 2017 goes down only as “The Year of David Ross” instead of something more inevitably hellish it will have been a good year.

And you should go back into your hole.

And when you walk outside, wear sunscreen.

I believe he coined the term!