I missed the offseason transaction where the Bears hired Mike McCarthy as their offensive coordinator. 

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

Remember when people thought Nagy was a genius? And Trubisky was on his way to bring a good QB?

“Hold up for an 82-game season?”

boy you got that right

Back and to the left.  Back and to the left

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Are you saying the Bears are who we thought they were?

So let’s talk about how time is a flat circle:

Everyone has their kinks and I’m sure there’s someone getting off on Trubisky overthrowing people.

Too bad the rest of the footage from that game is an illegal snuff film

Don’t you mean a few quarters of neck-and-neckbeard football?

For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

Well that’s not incompetence you can depend on at all!

Black Santa Claus is available after getting to the championship on Rex Mode. 

That’s not Illinois, that’s a secret character that uses Illinois’ spites but with darker colors. You unlock it by pressing select and start as the game starts.

I’m shocked that somebody in Trump’s orbit would stiff somebody on payments.

You know the Heat ticket people asked Anthony Mason to sign the ball and he just smirked at them and walked away.

At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.