Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?

probably, since every episode they’ve ever done with the word “fag” or “faggot” already takes that into account.

My man. You’re the spitting image of the great Hank Baskett.

You know what ACTUALLY tears people apart?

At this point that flag is as coopted as an old Sanskrit symbol for wellbeing and good fortune.

We have a perfectly good flag to honor cops and others who put their lives on the line.

That’s their fucking job

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

Bulls center Damian Jones

To be fair, it was against the Bulls who avoid playing defense like Scottie Pippen avoids tipping waitstaff.

“WHY IS MY SYRIAN BOYFRIEND GHOSTING ME??????”

These are like the only white people who know how to cosplay as Black celebrities.  It’s pretty easy when you’re not a racist. 

“This process lasted a nanosecond.” 

Not to stereotype, but I just don’t see how Adam Driver is going to convince me in his role as the character Sweden.

“I sat next to the Syrian and he looked at me curiously. Like he was deciding if I was human, or female and if he wanted to fuck me. He went back to his phone after deciding he did not.”

On Earth 2 Lena Dunham’s next project is about self-absorbed white people and she’s getting flack for writing about the same things again and again.

“Mah Gawd, that’s Taylor Swift’s music!”

You’re good, we got you.

So if you’re Jewish and/or black, you need to be packing a gun when you go to temple/church...

is believed to be a while male armed with an AR-15 and multiple handguns.