Yes, I believe it’s called Marvmarinovichism  

They’re so cute when they haven’t been concussed.

Uhhhhh, can you have that kind of muscle development at 6 years old?

Real keepers stay on their feet.

That’s European soccer for you. Nobody even touched him, but he fell down every time.

If that were a real high school dance, just the thought of going home would’ve had Joseph pulling up short rounding second.

Presumably they'll all die of dysentery along the way anyway.

Oh, he’ll be provided with a new family in Arizona. That’s how these things are done.

Yeah....so, the mascot was introduced in 2000. At the time, the stadium was known as Bank One Ballpark (B.O.B.), and casually referred to as “The Bob.”

Getting a cart ride from a bobcat mascot can never not be cool, but I’ll be the one to ask:

Yeah, but the cart ride for his family back in Texas had to be much longer, right?

They do things differently in San Diego.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

That has to be a stepmom right? Way too hot to be a regular mom 

If he doesn’t hear it already, he’s going to hear a ton of it from his friends moving forward about how hot his mom is.

So...are we done with the Kardashian worship around here? They’re bullshit and any pseudo female empowerment they sell is bullshit and privilege gift wrapped with internalized misogyny and cultural appropriation.

Of course we know who Kaylie is Kim!

and here we go!

Yeah, but Chris, what was Chase Utley wearing today? Did he have two buttons undone on his shirt? Did he wear his socks respectfully pulled up? Did he or any Dodger at any point... I hesitate to even ask... wear a hat backwards?

Somewhere in a surbuban Milwaukee retirement community, an elderly Braves fan got out of his chair and cheered Newcomb like he was Josh Hader.