That’s a sporting chicken, my friend, SPORTING.

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

I believe under normal circumstances Gaye’s estate would not have had a case, but the jury was instructed to take Robin Thicke’s punchable face into consideration.

Similar for sure, but this song doesn’t have a similar melodic chorus. Pointing out that two hip hop songs have similar a drum beats is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Well, if the manager is telling the truth when he says that Gambino has been sitting on the song for 3 years, that would be a pretty good defense.

Paraphrasing Rogen: These kids are going to have to recognize that if there is a movie or peice of art they like - chances are the artist who created it hates their dads guts.

I’m really not looking forward to another recession, because I’m already pretty fucking broke and 2008 was VERY hard for me and people like me. 

Megyn Kelly and the rest of those in power need to understand that one can only be punched in the gut so many times before the individual realizes they’re being punched in the gut maliciously, and not getting an ab workout for personal health and safety.

I doubt we’ll see a better shot this summer.

She tried to HIDE! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

What are the odds that this woman would gush over white kids selling lemonade.

Don’t forget whatever Brad Marchand was up to in the playoffs.

“Getting Hit by a Bus” Uses, Ranked

Actually, Hit By A Bus could definitely be a studio comedy. “He was an uptight family man with three kids and dead-end job, until...”

Really? Really? No “Hit by a Bus” in a Deadspin listicle?

Let’s not forget the early-aughts explosion of general misogynist shit like Tucker Max and the “pickup artist” culture. It’s arguable that this stuff laid the groundwork for the “men’s rights” and “incel” problems now. 

Right?! And then the lovely emo / pop punk boys arrived, murderously angry at women. And the allegations from that era are only JUST starting to trickle out...

I’ve only sort of realized how absolutely gross being a teenagers in the late 90s/early 00s were. With dicks like Adam Corolla, Girls Gone Wild/girls making out for men’s entertainment, heroin chic models, etc, I know I spent a loooooooong time unconsciously internalizing some really shitty messages.  It’s no wonder…