This is some goddamn outstanding work

Happy families are all alike. Every fucked-up family is fucked-up in its own way.

That was pretty overtly hostile for Minnesotans

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Also abandoned: commas.

Be fair, what Slick Willy did wasn’t illegal, lying about it under oath was.

No one is calling her a bartender to say that it’s ok to grope a bartender but not an artist. It is not ok to grope anyone, their profession is moot when it comes to making assault ok.

As an international sex symbol, racing driver and business prodigy, who still stacks shelves, I resent what you’re implying.

Montreal doesn’t have freedom of speech... unless it’s in french.

The way its listed would be as if I described myself as a baseball and football coach, gardener, repairman and videogamer who also occassionaly works 50 hours a week in telecommunications.

“If she gets felt-up by anyone other than the current POTUS or Steeler’s quarterback”. You forgot POTUS #41.

What else would “a Montreal native, an artist, screenwriter and music video director who still bartends” wear?

No gonna speak on the case, but “Talula describes herself as a Montreal native, an artist, screenwriter and music video director who still bartends” killed me. Girl you a bartender.

my favorite part was when vegas took exception to the Caps trying to score late, as if they were trying to run up the score.

Yes! All of this.

Republicans these days are nothing if not a gaggle of inept ninnies with a perpetual persecution complex.

If only this was the PR disaster it should be. A congressperson blatantly admitting not to understand what the majority of people age 15-35 do about the internet. It’s like wearing a tattoo on his head that says “ignoramus.” Yet because 90% of people over 45 do not get this, while also controlling executive and…

Alta Vista is good, I hear.

Conservatives these days are the biggest whiny bitches, constantly crying “wolf” when they detect the least little slight, true or otherwise. It’s incredible how self-victimized they have become, when they love to pose with their “snowflake” and “everything is too PC” and “pulling the race card.” News flash, jerks:…