Henry Drummond summed it up best in Inherit the Wind:

It is important to know that you are just reading a sportish type blog, this isn’t Sports Illustrated or the Sporting News or Outside the Lines. Let us just be reasonable with this. By the way, fuck off.

You do know they’re just words, right? Just collections of grunts and syllables, man.

Well for starters, Tom Brokaw isn’t trying to claim that somebody hacked into his penis.

This is literally the best thing on this awful show. SAFE!

That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.

Thanks for letting us know. I was wondering if you didn’t like it.

The man’s a former champion, everyone knows him. He’s a household name on the level of David Arquette or Nicholas.

Knows who Vince Russo is, pretends not to be a pro wrestling fan.

Yeah, but will Mike Cohen be out of jail in time to make the payment?

Sure, everybody hates Trump. But if you think anybody in Morocco can arrange bigger bribes, then you don’t understand FIFA.

While that’s very obviously true, you shouldn’t say it, as he would take it as a compliment.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

It would be a shame if countries that we always support were to lobby against the U.S. bid.

He has yet to score

This is a great idea. He’d fit right in with Jameis Winston.

Even if he can’t play his history of traveling around the world, drinking and raping, should serve him well is he decides to become an actual pirate.

Hey Meghan McCain, who is funding The Federalist?

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.