Take your star man.

I give this comment 21 out of 12.

The Bermuda Triangle, of course.

A high profile story like this will certainly go a long way towards putting their neurology center in the Limelight.

Rush University does brain surgery now? I thought the Lessons at that Fly By Night school focused on applying the Caress Of Steel less to the Hemispheres than to Vital Signs from Closer To The Heart.

Never gets old.

Gun? I’d always heard that when Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU he did so with his bare hands.

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

Or Jayson Blair.

Or Brian Williams maybe.

or Steve Rannazzisi

Maybe he was hanging out with T. J. Miller.

Yeah, at that age, I’m thinking (god forbid) suicide, but pancreatitis (in your 20s??) and alcoholism is no joke.

We all are raccoons, trapped into this thing we called society.

Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.

She must really, really hate her father to be such an ardent Trump supporter after everything he’s said and done to disparage John McCain.

J Edgar Hoover, the guy who tried to get Martin Luther King, Jr. to commit suicide? Yeah, I would hate for him to disapprove of me.

i’m team watch out for your goddamn motherfucking kid, which is also team vulgarity!

I’m definitely on the “go fuck yourself” side. If your kid has an allergy, you deal with it.

Bingo. My SIL has a severe peanut allergy, but clearly he—and all the other adults with the same problem—were able to survive The Great Peanut Butter Menace from their respective childhoods. His parents knew they couldn’t sequester him away from the world, so they took the precautions they had control over (wipes,…