Why don’t you WATCH an episode?

Your NHL broadcaster name is Gord and then your last name.

Aww, thanks for the shout-out, Dennis! Yes, amazing album and this performance is yet another reason why I unabashedly love the Foo Fighters. Best of holidays to you guys!

I think Dean knew what Grindr is but didnt wanna disclose bc hes super discreet, 7inches clean/cut, ddf and cant host.

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Jesse Owens endorsed Michigan?

“Uh, guys?”

The best protest would have been showing up in worn-out sweats and ponytails, without makeup or self-tanner or any of the bullshit that famous women are required to participate in if they want to be accepted. Refuse to be a sex object for them. Refuse to play by the rules of always having to be attractive.

Imagine what awards season would look like if women just didn’t go.

I’m like 92% sure the “girl” in the last video is actually 6ix9ine. I think Instagram filter adjusted his bone structure a little.

The one with the purple and red hair?

*cough* That’s not her. That’s the rapper.

Filthy liberal penguins.

Just one crap decision after another. Like the red uniforms! What are we? The fucking British?

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

God bless the internet. Based on the fact that there are trees, I would suggest this is somewhere in northern Alaska. The penguins got there by swimming north, duh. Santas just got lucky to do battle close to home.

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real