“outed as landlords” Ah yes. Damn those celebrities for investing in property and then doing the humane thing and voluntarily waiving rent for April. Jesus tittyfucking Christ this is a lot even by Zombie Gawker standards.

Sure is a nice high horse you’re riding there. Sure would be a shame if someone say, knocked you off it. For instance, while pointing out how sad your life must be for you to troll the internet trying to make people feel bad for making the extremely normal and relatable decision to fuck.

HIV can be transmitted through ways other than sex but sure, let’s just blame people who have more sex than the rest of us.

No. It’s not. It’s completely unethical and any journalist worth their salt would be horrified at the implication that they traded sex for access. You should feel gross for even insinuating that.

If you go, or even listen, to a former porn star for parenting advice you get what’s coming to you.

Serious, non-trolly question: How many times does Jaleela Jamil need to do something “cancelable” (lying about not knowing that George W Bush is a war criminal, publicly shaming a rapper for utilizing questionable weight loss methods/having an eating disorder, etc) before we just ignore her for good?

I miss the days where I had low-to-middling expectations of this team.

...when have the British ever stepped in to clean up their mess?

Your anecdotal experience doesn’t wipe out the actual expressed aims of American Christians “support” for Israel.

If Bob’s burger’s always looked “realistic” like Archer it would be creepy as fuck.

You mean Coach Spinoff Internet TV Character Coach Steve

KEEP. MAKING. THIS. POINT.

...The mental gymnastics it takes to think that the Chinese State Police would be stopped by a handful of dudes with semi-automatic rifles is incredible. That you followed that up by complaining that NASCAR is “submitting to snowflake pressure,” is pure comedy. NASCAR made a business decision, the fact that you’re so…

Oh get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. The Second Amendment reads in full: “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

Not in this community. Meth or K2 are way more likely if it’s drugs and not just a straight mental break.

I covered the end of Bivens’s HS career through his draft night and am just rocked to my core by this story. Danville/Pittsylvania County is a small community. To use a somewhat hackneyed cliche, it’s the kind of place where most people who are from there don’t leave. The whole community was watching Blake as a source…

Having met Hasan in a professional setting I’m thoroughly unsurprised by this development. Dude is a glorified edgelord and an actual douchebag. We were at an industry event in DC and he spent the entire time looking to hook up with someone. The minute a woman spoke to him and made it clear she wasn’t interested in…

Wymyn Skynyrd

Honestly, there’s something to the idea that the best way to protect players while keeping the hard-shell helmets of today is to simply remove the facemask, which is the only thing keeping a player from fucking up their face every time they go for a helmet-first hit.