DHS aren’t cops, which makes this whole thing worse. DHS has cops on its payroll, but they clearly weren’t the ones doing this “investigation.”

I got one good one: caviar hired hyaena

And here I was thinking that assault by dong was really more of an off-the-field activity.

ALA SWING-ING

...so is Hillary Spider-man in this scenario?

Learn to read the fucking room, my man!

Thanks for giving me a reason to post this.

Maybe *you* should just shut the fuck up and read some other shitty blog if you don’t like the fucking writing style here you fucking twat

I just want some fucking Flake in this country.

That Ichiro is the most pitched-to person on this list is further proof that he is the One True Hit King

I always pay for the first date, have been ghosted before, and still don’t understand what would drive someone to show their ass this much. Just about the worst way dude could have handled this situation.

I wrote that question to Drew, am a huge hockey fan, and from the Chicago area. Can I chalk up forgetting to mention Cheli to work-stress-induced brain fatigue?

Who is the better Old Sports Dude: Jaromir Jagr or Bartolo?

I’m also blind-sided...that my Bears signed him last year and not Kaep

Except we can debate whether or not Sisyphus is happy.

Oh get over your fucking self. People were taking issue with you blaming a rape victim’s drinking for her being raped, not that you have an issue with any and all people drinking. Asshole.

Holy shit. I didn’t know Winnipeg was in Alabama.

This won’t get nearly the number of stars it deserves.

I’m not your friend. I’ll never be your friend. If you were my friend I’d break your nose for being such a dumb, victim-blaming fuck. Kindly fuck off and never comeback.

You’re not funny.