“Tsports writers need to know that covering esports players is very, very, incredibly different than covering football or baseball or basketball.” 

Ban LeBron

I saw the movie and saw a movie about three incredibly sick people who don’t have a problem hurting each other if it means they get to feel power even if it’s for a brief moment.

I agree with you but for one glaring exception to this rule: it’s perfectly acceptable to shake people for liking Nickleback.

I don’t need an engineer to tell me more pizza is better than less pizza.

His phone number is visible in the email.

I know this is nit-picky AF but...

Are we sure that the players didn’t ask her to sing it this way as a way of pissing off the White-Women-Asking-To-Speak-To-A-Manager (aka Laura Ingrahams) of the world? Oh you want us to shit up and dribble? Trying saying this was “the best part” of the game and not be exposed.

I, for one, applaud our society for letting Carmen San Diego advance her career as a designer despite her criminal past.

If the GOP can constantly refer to itself as “The Party of Lincoln” (a guy who most assuredly wouldn’t have been a Republican by today’s standards) without explination - despite the fact that the GOP hasn’t been the party Lincoln was a part of for the better part of 50/60 years - then why do Black people have to…

There’s a compromise in making it an age-restricted tournament ala Olympic Soccer’s U-23 +3 format.

Fuck walking, that asshole could have sent a goddamn tweet amounting to “Fuck this guy, he’s on his own.” and it would have been a better response than the lack of one we’ve gotten to date.

Oh yes, thank goodness he had a gun, a thing that can kill people from a distance, instead of a knife, or rope, or a bat, or nothing at all.

Sure. Gudreau, the NHL’s third-leading point getter, wouldn’t make their roster. OK guy.

Second line would by JVR-Eichel-Kessel

Had the NHL sent players, there’s no way a US team anchored by a Gudreau-Matthews-Kane line (not to mention a blue line pairing of Werenski and Jones) wouldn’t have taken home gold.

Yes, because Nancy Pelosi is the one who wants to make it harder to bring your family to the U.S. if you’re not a citizen.

Now all I want from life is to see a routine done to Had Gadya. Dayenu!

Chicago Fire is most definitely trademarked for competition purposes by the MLS team but that said, Chicago Windycities is ranked 3 on this list. This is easily THE PERIOD WORST PERIOD NAME PERIOD ON THIS LIST.

THIS. I’ve heard more than a few doctors say that taking away the facemask (or replacing the hardshell helmet with something different altogether) could completely change the way guys play and thus reduce the concussion rate. You could probably go with the soft-padded caps rugby players and soccer goalies wear and…