Could be worse. GarPax could have control of that team too.

Came here to say this

Mr Julianne Hough is a hockey player and therefore plays in the NHL NOT the National Football League.

Yes, but most teams will sell guys’ rights before they let them walk away for nothing.

Literally busted out laughing in my empty office on this beautiful Sunday afternoon in DC b/c “A pop-tart is a sandwich”

Is Joey Chestnut elite?

...reread what you wrote there. Next thing you’ll tell me is that you have two butts because even though your cheeks connect at the taint/asshole area it is split at the crack.

Yeah, the card looks as good as the name of the show is dumb.

2nd paragraph of this story: https://www.thecut.com/2017/06/the-zen-dog-lena-dunham-and-carrie-brownsteins-dog-trainer.html

Because the cameras were in a home that he owned and they can’t prove he distributed any unsavory/explicit/adult content.

Also it makes the end of the day fly by. Instead of having 4-6 hours left in the day, you have 3-4 hours and that’s a huge difference.

+1 conspiracy theory about who REALLY killed Kurt Cobain

As a Jewish person (as in I grew up in a Jewish household steeped in Jewish culture, not that I am a true believer in the Torah) I usually find that if someone has their religion in their Twitter bio or shares it with you in the first few minutes of meeting you they are somewhat fanatical.

Fun fact, the guy leading the “Peter King is a socialist” charge has being a “fan” of Israel in his Twitter bio. You know, totally 100% not at all socialist Israel that pays people to study the Torah; 100% capitalist Israel that totally wasn’t founded by a bunch of socialist farming collectives that still play a huge…

Actually, the Hammer deal isn’t all that bad. Murphy & Dauphin are solid, young players who could turn into real roleplayers for the Hawks in 2-3 years.

Kyle Mooney must be devastated

Honestly, at this moment, whether or not “this Russia shit” happened or not isn’t the point (let along if it was intentional or not.) Now the question is simply this: Did the President interfere with an investigation?

Do...do you not know what “self” means? Is English your first language?

Except that the Bears only fucked up one draft by making that trade (unless you consider next year’s third round pick to be mission-critical.) The Nets fucked themselves for the better part of a DECADE with this deal.

Family dog ate my grandpa’s dentures on summer. She lived another 10 years. Papa was never the same though...