And you were sixteen.

Yes, yes. A thousand times yes.

Sorry to tell you, but these are the same size they were 30 years ago so I don't think they are ever-larger. Just mum sized.

Oh, the way you wrote it sounded like you were a member. Then I don't have to apologize. I take it back.

The signs pretty much seal their fate.

Don't forget the Mexican little person on Chelsea Lately. She's constantly insulting him with stereotypes about being Mexican.

You mean, Cow-O? Sorry, Couldn't help it. Your people did, after all, insult my ethnicity.

As a person who tends to ruminate, I have found this to be 100% true.

Plus, some dogs really are bitches, too.

Thanks for having a sense of humor.

Wow I guess our nation owes Satan bigtime. Ding!

Not all of the bible.

To be fair, Presbyterian is not a real religion. More of a hobby.

My neighbor claims to be a Freemason.

No, they're friends shaking hands saying "How do you do," and they're really saying, "I love you."

Texas, too.

Actually, it's driven by gay men in the fashion industry.

This also works for white people. "You're not Mexican, Mexican," they always say to me because I have no Spanish accent. I have a Masters degree, etc., etc. Because there's "normal people" (white, middle class, educated people) and then there's everyone else.

Unfortunately, many, many Americans aren't moderately obese. They're morbidly obese. You'd be surprised what qualifies as obese by the government guidelines for BMI.

You just articulated why I am 41 and never been married (as well never had any kids.) My parents never wanted me to "get serious" with a guy for all the same reasons you listed (school, education, career, life experiences) and then as soon as I graduated from college, they wanted me to marry my then-boyfriend. But I…