Good thing NBC is burning off Chuck on holiday week Friday nights. Gotta make room for all their smash hits during non-holiday prime time.

I could never hate January Jones. Too pretty.

Carnivale? I loved that show!

I made it somewhere into episode 3, during which I fell asleep. I admire your fortitude in making it to 5.

Yeah, but the red was totally worth the respect of his teammates, who left the pitch in protest. Plus, goddamn that goalkeeper is a giant.

I lost 50 pounds in 8 months walking 30 minutes a day. I hate exercising, but I have to admit that the feeling you get afterwards is pretty cool. Still, not usually worth the brain-numbing boredom necessary to achieve that state. Give up meat & you can probably skate by without exercising. Plus you'll save money on…

Was Ann-Margret the first celeb/star to go by one name? Maybe she was the inspiration for Twiggy.

I find it hard to believe the Secret Sauce is queef juice. How exactly would that be mass-produced? Doesn't seem feasible, even if it were tasty.

It's like you've inhabited the body of my wife, man. She has the same criticism of Mad Men. Can't stand watching something where the women are treated like dogs. I can't stand watching something that puts me to sleep.

Nice work, troll! Few things amuse me more than The Wire-related pile-ons. How dare you slag off The Wire! How dare you!

Thank you, Tasha Robinson. I couldn't get past episode 3 of Mad Men, and have been made to feel like a philistine whenever I say it out loud. Now I'll just point to the Final Word on All Things Pop Cultural (AV Club) for validation when this happens again.

Well blow me down. Thanks for that eye candy.

Something tells me that doesn't actually happen.

Do it in the shower & save on tissue costs.

I'm an uncle, 46-years-old & I went to 'pooza, oh wait. I went in '91, the original. Never mind.

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Please don't ban me. AV Club is my only family. I promise to lock the bathroom door from now on.

Whataburger

So long as you're not related to your sister…

*VAGUE SPOILERY REFERENCE, BUT NOT REALLY*