It’s part of the Criterion Collection. Do you have a film on Criterion?

Well, if it’s anything like the Creation Museum, they probably decided on three animatronic animals.

The Creation Museum was such a disappointment. I thought it was going to be this wonderful crazy experience but it was just boring. Three out of the four animatronic exhibits were down for maintenance, the shit that my mother’s Christian friend was urging me to do because it’s amazing was boring as Hell (pun not…

But the joke is kind of offensive, a big part of the joke is that it’s designer clothes that look like poor people clothes.

Oh look, another Galliano collection themed around the French Revolution with Leigh Bowery/Trojan makeup.

It’s so funny that he came into Margiela talking about how he was going to balance his aesthetic with Margiela’s aesthetic, but really all he’s done is the same excessive designs that he was doing at Dior but with…

I hate summer. You can’t layer and everyone is running around with their bodies on display. It’s disgusting and unnatural!

Are you familiar with Vivienne Westwood? If I had to describe her designs in three words it would be history, politics, and sex. These tights (and the corsets) were modeled by women and men.

Unfortunately, designers didn’t photograph and video every look back then, so pictures of men modelling the looks are very rare.…

Most high fashion models are just sort of average. Not at all ugly, but not movie star gorgeous - at least on the runway - they’re job is essentially walking mannequins. Attractive enough that you want to be them, but not so beautiful that they take attention away from the clothes.

Like a real life Nell from the movie Nell.

Ugh... after announcing that exploitative Gully Queens book, I wish HBA would just die in the corner.

Drag Race UK is in the works. RuPaul and Jonathon Ross are producing it. I think part of the reason Michelle went on CBB was to get the gears in motion. Funny enough, she was in the Big Brother house with Julia Sawalha’s sister.

Should I wear Chanel...

Just watch Xena. It was the better of the two.

I like some of the prints and bomber jackets from F/W 2016/17. There’s really not much to get, I don’t think. They’re clothes that cost a months rent (or more) but they look like you got them from a thrift shop.

I know, when did Vogue start covering concert merchandise?

I don’t know if they’re butterflies, but Jennifer Saunders claimed that her breasts and upper arms are covered in tattoos, but Dolly would only confirm that she does have some secret tattoos.

I stayed up til like 5 AM the other night watching her Glastonbury performance on television. My favorite part was someone had made a giant sign with a portrait of Dolly and the caption “Ravin’ 9 to 5".

Exhibit A isn’t a dog, she’s the living embodiment of 80's hair metal glam.

We’ve come a long way.