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One of my favorite things about the show is that Sarah is basically living a Nicholas Sparks story: a widow struggling to raise her kids who each have their own issues, and suddenly she meet-cutes a dashing stranger who keeps coming around and helping out. And meanwhile we all know the real story that’s lurking…

Jabba: “So you can get my cargo delivered on time, despite the Imperial troubles in the area?”

Young Solo: “I can.”

Ron Howard Voice Over: “He can’t.”

Bass? Dropped.

BRB, going to GameStop to buy a used copy of one of those Burger King games for the Xbox 360.

So now I’m waiting for someone who will plug in only one controller, put on each of those internal monitors Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls I, Dark Souls II and Dark Souls III and finish them all simultaneously without dying :D

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH KOJIMA.
NOW MARADONA AND KONAMI ARE BEST FRIENDS.

This is a prime example why Disney needs to buy Nintendo. They would have shuffled out 10 more Pokemon to surround the deflating Pikachu and hustle him off stage all while dancing and not missing a beat.

“It’s a metaphor!!!” and “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” totally slayed me.

BREAKING NEWS

Marvel Presents Corridor Fight: The Series

He was absolutely mesmerizing in Legion—I couldn’t take my eyes off him. At this point, he’s been added to my “I’d watch them read the phone book” list.

Well I wasn’t going to say anything, but darkness blood devour evil darkness.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

CHANGE...THE LOGO CHANGED!!!! *breath gmoat* okay, I can deal with this...lol

That’s why the best scene in the movie is “GRENADE!”

As a seasoned game of thrones watcher, I can only tell you this. One of those should be soft and squishy, the other should be angry and scaly, and you should never get the two confused.

Rumor has it a European team has already signed the kid, but they cut him the next day after Internet video surfaced of his hard partying ways

That makes too much sense..