For whatever reason, I was imagining it to be wolf blood, because of the wolf hair in Frank and Charlie's apartment and in their stool, and their insistence on wolf being a quality meat in Who Pooped the Bed?

So you would consider painting a 5-foot-tall, 70 year old man pitch black, and then having said man hide in the darkness of a carbon-monoxide filled basement to mimic the sound of an alarm with a recorder a normal solution to one's problems? Every problem that he solved was done in the most ridiculous, outside of the…