The ads work every time. Every. Time. The actual part I want to watch? 20% of the time.

The only thing more fucked up than that shift might be MLB.tv’s imbedded video ad system. You should be happy I want to watch your silly highlights. Is it football season yet, I want to bitch about how hard it is to actually watch a game anymore with all the goddam ads. Fuck it, I’m out, what’s this esports shit all…

Here’s a tip from when I worked at Trader Joe’s:
When employees are stocking the shelves, take a look at the boxes they’re pulling products from. Many times, the manufacturer’s name is printed on that box.

Masturbation joke goes here.

Woah woah, is there a beginners “How to have any sex life” course you can give us before getting out hopes up with a better sex life?

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

Dan Savage made a point when discussing Hillary Clinton’s nineties stance on gay marriage.

If you think that GoDaddy is reviewing the content of every single thing on their platforms, you’re insane. Somebody brought this to their attention, and they acted. They did the right thing - it’s not a reason to attack them.

Rules of business. Up until now they were a shitty website but not really well-known and shutting them down might drive other sites away.

It’s not because you’re white. It’s because that’s quite possibly the weakest attempt at protest I’ve ever heard of. No one said anything because they didn’t even know you were protesting.

Kwame Appiah has a way of talking about this I really like: if we want to be proud of our country, then we have to be able to be ashamed of it, too. And if we have public rituals for expressing pride, then it seems natural and reasonable to use them to express shame as well.

Listen, you unamerican scumbag, I won’t let you sully this here comment section with that kind of drivel!

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

A report that he may have destroyed evidence, but we haven’t seen any of that nor is it sourced.

Never. Fuck the Cowboys.

Women are rarely lying in these cases, but when there is proof that she is asking her friend to lie for her, it seems like this might be one of those rare situations.

THE EGG THING IS AMAZING!

THE EGG THING IS AMAZING!