Tom! Lookout! A jury is gathering evidence on your property! :p

1. First - I thought we have a bad immigration policy in need of reform, why can’t the free market fix it?

A Civil War museum in Georgia was asked to remove Confederate flags from its exhibit and gift shop, and announced its shutting down rather than comply.

You forgot bootstraps and moochers off teh systems.

That said: I don’t know that there necessarily needs to be a black Tomi Lahren.

Hate black women? Nah. Respect black women? Debatable. Anyone who thinks telling a woman that he would suck the farts out of her ass is a compliment is questionable at best.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Yeah, for a minute there I thought he was going to announce his choice was Baylor.

Getting him to commit to a pizza topping must be absolutely brutal.

This is fucking stupid.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

Talk about throwing a wrench in the narrative.

I think you need to understand that a TRUE sports fan appreciates the finer points of watching and appreciating huge blowout victories.

I can’t fathom a list of five basketball players that a reasonable person could argue are all better than Lebron.

Listen, I don’t like Trump, but the more you people criticize every little breath he takes the less people will care about the actual things he does wrong.

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

Because different Muslim terrorist groups attack in different ways! To assume that all Muslims are terrorists in the making is false and makes the focus so large that you miss the smaller details that could stop the people responsible for doing this.

Damn the line between Cool Baseball and Attempted Assault is growing thin.

Big dick hits long dong.