I worked as a meat clerk at a Kroger and I’m unsure of this distinction, other than a butcher counter sounds like it’d have better meat.

As a former meat clerk at a Kroger, I can confirm that we will cut down your meat to smaller portions if you come to the counter.

Pretty sure those are all owned by the tobacco companies, actually.

• Coffee ice cubes: Diluting your iced coffee with slightly stale coffee is far better than diluting it with water. Pour the coffee into an ice cube tray and freeze like you would ordinary ice cubes.

I saw liquid aminos at the grocery store yesterday for the first time, at like the exact same time this was posted. Clearly you heard me mumble, “da fuck is this?” and immediately answered.

So the box of Honey-Nut Cheerios that my roommate opened last April is still good then, right?

I feel like I’ve come across a more concise name for it, but I like to refer to people misinterpreting good, attentive service as interest as “I think the stripper was actually into me” syndrome.

Yes, because every messed up high schooler thinking of committing a murder is very savvy on black market gun dealings. Personally, I like to go to the docks for my illegal firearms. Look for a guy hiding in the shadows named Slim Cognito, he’ll sell you some nice illegal firearms. He’s only there from 6-9pm on…

Georgia Mud Fudge is my go-to. I think it was a limited offering like, I swear almost 20 years ago tbh, but somehow whenever I order it they know whats up.

Was not equating the 2 at all, just mentioning that ghosting also wastes the other person’s time.

“I was talking to a friend yesterday about how getting stood up is like the worst thing someone can do (way to truly waste a person’s time, seriously, don’t do it, just cancel and ghost them), but you might have truly been better off if he had just stood you up.”

“Meanwhile, dried fruit is in group 1 (so wholesome!) even though it can be more sugary than cakes or cookies.”

I bought Titanfall 2 a couple months back and barely played it before getting bored. Something about it just never pulled me in.

We will always have a president who something something something drone strikes....

Cheap Amazon pricing can also extend to some of their food products (I’m with you on produce though, I want to snag that myself). I used Prime Pantry once because I had a credit from using delayed shipping on a previous order and they used to carry a bunch of Happy Belly-branded nuts for way cheaper than you could…

Easy 5-step breakfast I’ve been using with my current fat loss plan:

My memory is a bit hazy, but I recall the Kimmunicator having a bunch of additional deus ex machina features that would make it a bit more impressive than just a smart phone.

Am familiar with the joke, but had forgotten who said it, so thank you for this.

Is a bull-pen cart a motorcycle? No? Well, there’s your answer.

I’m not planning on watching it but I sure as hell will be constantly refreshing Chris Cillizza’s twitter to see what dumb-as-hell take he is going to have that will basically be the equivalent of “the President of the United States read a speech off a teleprompter and didn’t start shitting in his hand and throwing it…