I starred your comment to better God’s chances of seeing this, so you can get the help you clearly need.

I like to believe that he avoided doing anything with it to give Democrats one more issue to call attention to, but that didn’t work out so well.

Thanks for ruining my hypothetical joke to my hypothetical wife. And my non-hypothetical eyeballs.

“It’s actually a day in remembrance of the Battle of Puebla in 1862, in which the Mexican Army successfully defended itself against the French.”

Well, unless her name was May, so I could ask all questions in the form of “Mother May I?” But I wouldn’t do it in public because, yes, very creepy.

Don’t you call all politicians you blindly support and make shit up about for their benefit Daddy?

I need a t-shirt with this quote. Now.

Ha, nah. I was hoping the use of the phrase “totally legit” and the emphasis on him holding that flag a whole ONE TIME would make it clear. I’ve heard Milo reference this instance and Trump’s occasional lip service as evidence of Trump’s pro-gay agenda, despite no meaningful supporting evidence (like actual policy…

If you advise someone and he/she doesn’t ever listen to your advice, are you really advising anything?

I’m sure this leak is false. Trump will definitely fight for the LGBTQ community because he held up a rainbow flag once and Milo says he’s totally legit.

• How many breakfasts do you eat?

I had a lot of issues keeping stuff down in the mornings. I’ve noticed improvements from just having a more consistent schedule, drinking water as soon as I get up, and avoiding large amounts of dairy in the morning

“the Bears’ shocking draft decision to give up two thirds and a fourth”

I like this game but rarely end up playing because somehow everytime I want to play it, I need to download another fucking update.

I don’t really see how calling some crimes preventable is inherently declaring other crimes unpreventable.

I don’t know the name of it but the logic you’re applying here seems to be along the lines of: a square is a rectangle therefore a rectangle is a square.
Edit: Btw, I’m not defending these actions, just clarifying what he meant.

Weird, I read this exchange as her being a little ironic that she felt “liberated” while being in a jail just because she was forced to be away from her phone.

I knew religious beliefs supersede scientific fact, but I didn’t realize they were also more important than actually finding children a good home.

It’s referring to the fact that they shouldn’t have been in the country in the first place and therefore, incapable of committing the crime. Pretty simple logic to follow, actually.