Yeah, skyquakes are a thing. A very Fortean thing. Lots of reports, not much sense made.

Wait.. Ed Sheeran (little known singer) has a ‘Galway Grill’ tattoo.

He was in debt. He’d spent his entire life working, and other people got the money. Ultimately, after everything, he never escaped being just a dancing monkey working for an uncaring master.

Well, it doesn’t help that one of the ones that took Jackson to court for her kids, had previously taken another celebrity to court for the same kids, for the same reason.

What are the odds ‘recently discovered suppressed memories’ are involved?

Just because Cory wasn’t abused ...

oh fuck off

Can I be the one with the Taser?

“You seem to think words and actions are equal in value ...”

I really don’t believe chatting to the logical mind does a damned thing when the problems are in the animal mind.

Problem. Birthing Pixar was an objective Good Thing, and stopping him making further Pixars may be an objective Bad Thing.

Yeah, but is it still being racist if neither sender nor receiver knows it’s racist? Can you legitimately accuse them of racism?

Well, I grew up throwing ‘Mong’ around and this is the first I’ve heard it’s racist, or Mongolian, or that Mongolians were bad. It was meant to simply straight-up declare you were Downs-grade mentally retarded. None of this subtle racist bollocks.

Waymo doesn’t kill anyone. That was Uber.

And who is going to pay for their counseling and psychotherapy afterwards?

And 4chan will post a walkthrough that leads to Yandere mode, which stabs the user if they talk to other bots.

I admit I lolled when I read it - it’s almost a crusty stereotype now that any open comment section about anyone who’s achieved anything will have posts by people who haven’t, hating on them for making them feel inferior!

That’s not the point. You can’t afford to ignore such a serious cat addiction problem. $800 per hit!

... buying $1600 worth of cats on your boss’s credit card ...

I’d say crime isn’t a crime when it’s -