For long trips, you’ll have to purchase the option of a trailer full of electric eels. 

Come on man, I’m in a fragile emotional state here. An automatic Miata would just be too heartbreaking.

I’m sure this will be gray forever, but I am a lawyer (though not the kind who deals with conversion or larceny, much - I’ve made conversion claims but only as part of much larger lawsuits). The difference, really, as some people here have mentioned, is intent. Larceny, like most forms of theft, is a specific intent…

To be fair, it is why they can’t get laid. Before feminism, when women were property, we literally couldn’t say no.

Yes, clearly what this situation needed was more pedantry.

Oh thank god that Dictionary Guy is here to save the day. 

The ritual is very simple.

Yeah but that rocket only goes up really fast and down less fast. What’s the handling like? How is it canyon-carving? Does max torque even come on at an RPM that’s usable, day-to-day? Rear visibility?

I get all my news from the gas pump TV screens while I’m filling my tank.

That’s what I mentioned in another quote about my Miata. Women actually come up to me to talk about it. Men make hairdresser comments, but I always point out that their “coolmobiles”, i.e. a lifted and accessorized Wrangler, a black on black on black Mustang GT with blacked out windows and black wheels and blacked out…

Most car insults seem to revolve around masculine insecurity.

Sounds like you need a friend-ectomy.