Let me start by saying, I have no problem believing this happened. Still, your story has problems.

No. This shit is a hot mess. It's like an unfunny parody.

Ugh. STFU.

Search it in the app store.

Ummmm. No. It sucks.

Yes. You can.

Hahah. I hope they get a raise since your skills in this arena are probably gonna force you to find fast food employment. #twat #useless

You wrong. An ingredient is a motherfucking ingredient.

Epic. Fucking. Douchebag.

Uhhh... if you have to grease the pan then isn't that a third ingredient?