Long time Lab Retriever and GSD owner here. Nothing wrong at all with Goldendoodles or Labradoodles. Especially if you have a problem with shedding. But. . .if you understand anything about selective breeding, those #doodles are just mutts (and nothing wrong with mutts either you a-holes), and you don’t know…

I laughed way too much at that. Dammit.

LOL’d. You got me with that one. Kudos. Star for you.

I agree with you. I find it weird, however, that one of league’s most likely players to curb such activity, David West, now resides on Draymond’s bench. When West was with the Pacers, nobody on either team was going to pull shit like this. West would even regulate his own team. Smh.

Well, I’m not a pilot, but I know if you hit a mountain, you’re not doing it right. Btw, multi-sport athlete here. Draymond is full of shit.

C’mon. Even John Lithgow saw the light once it was properly framed for him. (i.e., no more b.j.s unless he lightened up)

That’s exactly what they are saying. So think about how bad it would have to be to make the former look good by comparison.

So is Patrick bringing the description of tension to its inevitable conclusion? After you cut it with a knife, if it still persists, you can eat it!

I know that this site promotes humorous taeks. And the commentariat especially enjoys dark and/or counter-status-quo remarks, but you, sir, are an asshole.

A female deer.

Appears spongiform encephalopathy jokes are lost on this crowd.

No, most bears will hurt you. Just like any wildlife, if you fuck with a bear, it will most certainly hurt you. I think you’d be hard pressed to find a bear that won’t hurt you. I think what you mean is: Most bears do not pose a threat to you if you steer clear and give them their space.

John Goodman is a national treasure. I’ll assume you meant this as a good humored jest. Also let’s not forget. Let’s NOT forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife. . .an amphibious rodent. . .for uhm, domestic. . .within the city. . .that ain’t legal either.

Put him in general population. Then let all of them read Deadspin. I imagine this would be a close approximation of what you are talking about.

So. . .seriously. I haven’t seen anyone comment on the genius of the accompanying photo. I mean it’s a picture of Rio with a Flock of Seagulls. “And I ran. . .I ran so far away.” (I don’t care if they’re actually pigeons) Please tell me this was intentional you magnificent bastard.

You know this is Deadspin. Why would you be reasonable?

Gun ownership is why we don’t get overthrown, dumbass. The rest of the corruption tribunal shit. . .well, yeah, you’re right about that.

“You know, I think I’ve turned a corner. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. Made me feel good about myself. . .”

Don’t say things I only talk about with friends inside my living room.

Sydney Applebaum