Maybe it's that cheap because its radioactive?

To me it was a clit to me.

I don't know a thing about Scientology, but if they continue wasting trees like this, the end is nigh!

I'd rather use my own small and skinny needle.

iPad 2 - no longer just a giant iPod Touch.

If Daft Punk were in One Piece they'd be Daft Vegapunk.

"Honk for censorship"

No product is of desire of the hippie.

@djalice: And the cost for immortality will be...

If you're gonna get this, why even have a door?

Capitalist greed is the force behind this evil.

@OMG! Hackintosh!: Aperture Science: I found putting a comma after "Television" made it sound more legit.

According to Jonathan Rauch's article "In Defense of Prejudice," we just need more prejudice to push research!

I actually have one of those TVs and it's currently collecting dust in my room since the government mandated, trying-to-stimulate-the-economy DTV came out and rendered my baby useless.

There's nerds in Rio??

@Rob Hayes: Adblock plus? What sites have you been on to?

@freakshowtime: Thanks man I didn't see that.

Who is this slave artist that has been doing a lot of drawings for you guys? S/He's friggin' AWESOME!!!! Keep those chains secured!

They might also want to consider installing some bike rakes.

@Sabithomega: ups