I guess you need a penis to get a blowjob, right? ...judging by those freakishly small hands, Trump has a clitoris! Am I right?

“If I’m elected, I will replace the word “chest” with “rack”! Believe me, it’s gonna be great!”

Oh, I’m sorry Ashley Judd, did you say something? I was staring at your tits...

Wait, what? GOLF is an Olympic sport? Am I being trolled right now? :b

Good plan! Twitch seems to attract the “douchebag crowd”. I can tell you from experience that Twitch streamers are the most arrogant and rude poeple to run into in an online game.

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TRUMP supporter^^

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You know... Now that you mention it...

Problem is; it’s my wifes car. She bought it to “spite” me since she thinks she never gets to make important decisions because she thinks I think “I’m always right” (childish, I know).

2016 Mazda CX-5 here. Transmission failed after 2600 miles. Mazda dealer took over a month to replace the transmission, and now when in Sport mode will not shift (stuck in 4th gear? Dealer seems to think this is “Normal”) Also there are mysterious electrical issues popping up all of a sudden... Sad