And because she is uncompromising in her speech too. If she spoke like, say, lady like privately educated Tyra Banks then people would react differently to her. I have no love for this woman and some of the shitty mean things she has said to people who do her no harm - but there is obviously more going on here and…

Nobody know the source of her issues so the speculation is a little off IMO. She could have issues with drink etc and for reasons. I am just reminded of when everyone made fun of Ke$ha and Amy Winehouse. Banks has a tough upbringing and lots of heartache but there are some things that clearly make her an unpleasant…

I would like very much if Melania wasn’t some boring tin hearted Cylon woman for First Lady. But my hope is very slim on that one.

Probably when he is done with Travel Man which is mid season now.

Richard talks about it on Adam Buxton’s podcast and it is really illuminating.

You have a dog called MOSS? Well well. I knew I liked you for a reason, Sweetles.

I have the Jones for creepy Dean. If only because of his rap.

Yes to all of this. In the style of Dean Learner from Darkplace. Yes.

Rosemary was on I’m a Celebrity too so yes, a fair enough choice. She can do pastry and is a likeable expert.

Yes to Delia but mixed feelings about Nigella. The latter is not a trained pasty chef. I think they would both feel like they are treading on toes but at least it would be someone with a reputation. Prue Leith is on the Great British Menu and is really likeable and has a strong brand too.

Now that you mention it, Jimmy would probably be the type of person who would come up in meetings if producers are like Sarah Parrish in W1A. I like Jon Richardson so he would be a better choice. They only man more adorable neurotic than Richard.

being a little bit fusty and a lot middle England

Richard is amazing on everything. Travel Man is amazing. See him with Paul Rudd in Helsinki insulting paddle boarders. Or eating Burger King in sauna.

charming and English

Jame Gumb approves of Giuliani’s look giving Benjamin Raspail storage unit limo realness.

MY EYES MY EYES.

I would really really hope and love that Tom writes his own RL fanfic where he wins all the internet and life.

There is an unreliable narrator on both sides of this story so who knows. Also, maybe Dr Alcohol and Captain Narcotics had some input. No doubt Crowe is a sleaze bag and Azaelia might make herself unwelcome at parties.

British not English Commonwealth. But yes to everything you say.