Probably. It also made painfully clear that he is a massive massive dork who appears more cool by accident. We should have known when he said the film that moved him the most as a child was “Ace Ventura 2". Tom is sweetness but about as sexy as a cheese string these days. A least you know Fassbender is as dirty/hot in…

Maybe it’s from the harsh British sun though.

Average people in the UK are not “born in their 40s” whatev the fuck that means lol. He is like our UK version of those uber WASPy people you get in the NY Times wedding list - say Branton Van Deeverson III marries Hinckley Womble. They say they are 25 but look about 40. Tom went to Eton. It is an upper class thing.…

Have you seen Reds though? It is pretty dreary.

Yeah people outside have no fucking idea how dangerous things used to be. My uncle, from the Republic originally but he has been all over, lived in the North during the 80s and it was fucking mental.

It is all a load of bollocks too because rich film stars like Jennifer often use surrogates and/or donor eggs to have children if they genuinely want them. See Nicole and Sarah Jessica. Absolutely nothing wrong with this route to me either. She has many options. Sandra Bullock and Charlize Theron adopted and nobody…

I do hope there is a chapter on her “Spiritual” beliefs because they always entertain me. “Crystal horses mean so much to me as a Capricorn”. That kind of things.

He has a lot of demons. Like massively addicted to cash poker demons (allegedly). He has that “i hope they don’t find out” and “where do I get $500,000 in cash by 12 without my wife knowing” face. It is tiring I imagine.

Feed the birds

I hope this means Dani Mathers, that superly important person from a wank magazine competition, disappears from ‘showbiz’ and has to go back to being an ordinary person with all the slings and arrows etc etc.

This also works for many kinds of gym, sauna or spa in Netherlands, Germany or Hungary. They don’t give a shit either.

I believe it might actually be highly illegal too.

Good work. Pound shops work on what they can get bulk but I have got suncream before and it has been fine. If it doubt, Superdrug. Toiletries on the UK can be expensive if you don’t know where to shop. Hope this helps.

Semi Chem is a shop chain but it isn’t a pharmacy licensed for dispensing. Boots has a pharmacy but only certain shops. Superdrug doesn’t. Semi Chem is like a cut price version of Superdrug in that it sells lots of essentials. Pound shops also sell a lot of toiletries these days including sun cream. I honestly tell…

What? I just learn this heartburn/hair association. My sis has some hairy assed kids and also was a Gaviscon chugger. Like born with wig hair kids. Consider me intrigued.

His altruism is boundless. Never let your idea go.

She didn’t but my point was she is the same age as Taylor thereabouts.

I like him a lot as an actor and as a person, but dude is giving Colin Farrell and Gerard Butler a run for his money these days. Mikey has many many many of the sex. Like, legendarily so. I don’t blame him on one level. He can. But lord, you wouldn’t want to be his steady. The pressure.

Speaking of Fassbender - why the hell is Alicia Vikander touching his skanky STD ass? Another probably a bit fake relationship. Alexa Chung and Askars? Probably real. She is so annoying that only someone in love could tolerate her. And Askars seems to like very thin ladies.

I like this reference. Who doesn’t love Tom Selleck.