She likes British mens in her things.

And for Tom to marry Tom Hardy. Double Toms.

Yer but no but yer but no but women were not sexually assaulted in Scandinavia till last year though. Like yer. Until people came from Syria and brought with them rape. Like Yer.

Makes me wonder how penniless refugees manage to pay for festival tickets though? Cologne fireworks are free and open to all. Music festivals distinctly aren’t. Bråvalla costs over 1000 krona to get in. Over £100 in British money. If the assaults are by foreign men, that just means they are not Swedish and that could…

If you wanted to grope drunk women, you would hang around bars and undergrounds and parks. And not pay the ridiculous prices. Which makes me think it is the usually laddish behaviour as happens on campuses.

Hey hey - yes sad that you lost your accent. I can understand that a bit. I sounded WAAAAAY more Scouse in high school and people didn’t understand me at Scottish posh uni. Or they were just very very afraid.

The eyes have it. She is like the real life Agent Gordon - still with the bright gorgeous eyes.

Many have no forgotten that moment.

That was my thought - fucking Fettes. Bingo. That or Dollar or Gordonstoun.

If it is any consolation, people in Scotland think she is a clueless idiot as well. Imagine the stupidest most over privileged sorority girl you ever met. She is our version. I even guessed correctly what boarding school she went to in Edinburgh. We call them “yahs” because that is how they say yes.

She is defo older than that. As others says - she would be at least 16 or 17 doing a gap year.

She sounds and looks like every other upper middle-class white girl who went to my prestigious Scottish university and studied arts and humanities. So worthy and so groomed. She isn’t particularly well known here but does turn up looking smug in lifestyle section articles. Not long before she becomes more notorious…

The tshirt is a message to Tilda Swinton to come and rescue him.

Theresa can do the job but she isn’t likable. Crabb is a dick. The rest are all meh. Did you see that footage of Ken Clarke slagging the race just on the news? Hilarious. He is like The Thick of It.

Maybe she had something Irish to sell you. How bizarre.

Ew. That is fucking awful. Just shows you what trash they are. I would gladly shove a fork in Murdoch’s eye and do the time. I hate him that much. He set out to destroy the UK and now he succeeded. Anyhoo ... Sun Scum etc etc.

Yeah he makes Sarah Palin seem sensitive. Utter creep.

MAORI PARPINS.

Nah we have a better idea these days and more immediate sources. Still lots of wrong but at least there are true examples. We get a lot of US reality TV from the south - things like Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta and on ALL THE TIME here. And of course Honey Boo Boo. A few others. And there is The Walking Dead lol.

Honestly, when I first heard this dude from Nova Scotia say “squirrel” like pure Scotland. What the hell? A great moment and I did a double take.