I honestly think the CVT in my wife’s outback is one of the best automatics I’ve ever driven. It’s downright unnoticable at low speeds, has the annoying rubber band feeling when driving it hard, and the “shift paddles” respond instantly and will hold the gear you request until redline or bogging.

Waiting for that day in the future where we all wax poetic on our fond memories about the beauty of the CVT transmission...

You could substitute “Bozo going off the air” and get pretty much the same responses. Nostalgia is a helluva drug.

Bruno Mars wins several categories as expected/deserved.

Just purchased a 02 regal gs. 2k and I added an intake pulley and tune and the thing is hilariously fun.

Yes, Alpha Maid... you should just call one, to clean the pigsty of your room!

The other day sitting near me at a restaurant a guy got up to use the bathroom or something. I saw his fries were getting cold and not worth saving, so I threw them on the floor. Outside on the patio the tables there were rusted, so I smashed them. Then walking home, this little kid had an ice cream but it was…

Counter-point: It’s not your property so don’t fucking touch it.

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

I’m pretty sure the website wouldn’t survive us.

I wish Jalopnik can do this, letting Oppo run the holiday show.

Heading down I-87, the cruise control was set at 64 miles per hour, and there were no other cars on the road in front of us.

COTD.

You’re wrong.

Please sit in your car with the engine running, in your garage with the garage doors closed, and think for as long as your tiny shitbrain is capable of doing so, about the very stupid thing you’ve posted.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

It's an art car. Find a practical one meant for actual driving...there aren't any.

Googled "worst vinyl"... what are we talking about again?