I want Cadillac to kick the German's self-righteous asses. I want people around the world to look down at modern BMWs and say, "Those will never be as good as new Cadillacs, both quality and performance wise."

Sporty Mazda? Stylish Fusion? Classic Camry? Why?

I'd say it's aged pretty decently. It's a car I wish would have made the transcontinental trek to the US, maybe to be badged as a Pontiac.

Probably the best looking S14 I've ever seen.

This would not be a good car for someone with Trypophobia.

But will it match my designer's casual suit?

Why do I want this so badly?

Ok, I'll say it, I want the X6 M. Because fuck convenience and beauty, I just want that POWER.

It's like an evil plan...and all you have to do is keep on pumping out these great articles that they seem to hate so much.

If you're a regular reader, you probably know that I write two frequent series here on Jalopnik. In one, I document all the problems I have with my used Range Rover, which I bought two years ago from CarMax with a bizarrely comprehensive six-year warranty. In the other, I tell you what it's like to own a used Ferrari.…

No amount of BLACK GOOOLD can make a 280 better than a 240.

This is a 240SX.

80s Vantage for life. It looked like a barn storming muscle car, and drove like one too.

Asked a friend of mine who is a Honda specialist, he confirmed that it's probably a 99-00 Civic LX Sedan in that weird teal colour.

The interior quality was spectacular.

It's because he doesn't review the car, he tours the car. The videos he makes are more of a buying tool, like a 360 view on a website, except more detailed.

Well, the answer is kind of obvious to me...when you're going for the greatest Mercedes, the answer is always S-Class...

10. Lifted Miata

Just like a Range Rover, without the headaches.

That rear looks gorgeous, but I hope a pure gas engine is optional.