The axis of symmetry is off. The eyes are way too close together.
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And if that wasn't enough, shoveling snow in front of the Cup Noodles Museum in Yokohama.
You are drunk on power, Exploboom. Drunk!
Recommending you out of the grey so we can all have a hearty chuckle.
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It takes time to appear. This is normal. Stop trying to make a non-issue become $$$.
I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.
I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.
It's science.
To be fair, Optimus Prime riding a Cybertronian T-Rex makes the inner 13 year old in me lose his sh*t.
Who puts on pants for the pizza driver? Who does he think he is, the Pope of pizza?
um..???
Two questions: 1) why were those naked kids pre-loaded in a plastic chute, and 2) why is robo butler programmed to sploosh on the husband at the sight of naked children, and 3) isn't that the bad guys lair from Octopussy?
Happy 7th Birthday Paleofuture!
Love your blog Matt. Thank you for the continued discoveries. Best wishes for the future.
Man, that is too cool and I'm really glad you had that experience, Casey.
Don't feed the troll.
That's cool and all, but will it blend?
Let's see, Jobs is a clown who first brought to market a: GUI UI, mice, 3.5" floppies, CD-ROMs, trackpads, USB ports, MP3 players, Wi-Fi, BlueTooth, music stores, practical tablets, and smartphones to market. I guess Gates did make a decent spreadsheet program.