You know something?

Wow, other parents are paying a shitload of tuition dollars to have Sarah Lawrence College not notice this.

Well, it is Baylor.

It is just too damned bad he didn’t get enough love from his mommy and daddy.

I am quite sure Indiana could find better uses for these now unavailable tax monies, regardless of their sources.

Welfare for billionaires.

Fortunately you can always get Lysol. Even comes with its own cup.

That's called freedom, baby. Taste it.

Perhaps they prefer you buy it "locally."

The main barrier, not to put too fine a point on it, is the Southern Baptist religion, the predominant religion in Texas.

I don’t like this new trend of hockey and basketball teams wearing dark jerseys at home.

Nothing coming out of Japan surprises me.

I don’t gamble much, but I wonder what the over & under is on how long the Cyrus-Hemsworth marriage will last.

“Politics is the art of the possible.” This is true, and a pretty good argument for Speaker Pelosi’s approach.

Now if only Baylor University could attain the acumen and commitment to women’s rights and safety demonstrated by taverns in Boston.

I grew up in Northern Wisconsin, and reached 18 in 1982. The drinking age was 18. Use your imaginations.

I think it’s important we all avoid calling Donald Trump “Deranged Donald.” Deranged Donald is a name it would not be fair to call Donald Trump, because, as we all know, Donald Trump - whom we should not call Deranged Donald - has never engaged in name-calling.

Good God, just what is this guy’s area of expertise that places him above all others in political opinions? He is the living embodiment of a twerp.