I wouldn’t drop off anything. Let them get in trouble. Then they’ll learn.

I am a public school teacher. Parents need a dress code. Something. Please.

Yeah, I mean what Super Bowl-winning team did not have a good/great front 4 on both sides. I’m with you there.

A better answer would have been, “I would throw those fools in jail!”

Despite the sensationalist headline, the article highlights what Klobuchar has not done; placing her in an unfair and indefensible position. Lotta bread in that article, but not much meat.

Now that could get loud.

... who doesn’t want to pay taxes.

Who gives a smelly, rotten fuck about Republican politicians?

Yes! If you can stomach it, watch the entire speech. It’s shit on a cracker.

They will curse us for destroying the world.

Would it be cool, at KW’s church, to go up to the podium and interrupt his preaching to say something I’ve just got to say?

It was... Paxon-esque.

Heitkamp may have rated more than a “loser,” had not North Dakota’s turd governor and congress not taken away the vote from its Native Americans right before the election.

Yes, that’s exactly the point. Kirstjen Nielsen no longer has any political power, and certainly no more authority. Her shot-calling days are, for the foreseeable future, done. Yet, here is Blondie Churchdress-Oversize Bag Accessory Action Figure making a perfectly meaningless announcement; and the press rushing in to…

Never you mind why I choose to enjoy Hostess products from the 7-Eleven at four in the afternoon on a Thursday!

Meanwhile:

Diamond rings are bullshit. Anyway, diamonds really aren’t that rare; it’s an artificially created scarcity.

The rabbit looks like he just saw some really heavy shit.

There is none. All the theaters I’ve been to lately have imitation butter flavoring, which tastes like cat piss.

When rich people get scared, they start throwing money around like crazy. It’s their cocoon.