She’s the only one so far to get into details and take a fuckin’ stand on shit.

What are the odds he even knows where he is right now?

This smells fishy.

This is the most delightfully cringy thing I’ve ever seen. Enjoy?

Maybe one of them should put their chocolate in the other’s peanut butter.

Laura is just a paid troll at this point.

Keep talkin’lady. Just keep talkin’.

Is there anything Americans have not snooted, licked, rubbed on their skin, or stuck up their behinds?

She makes me furious!

So, 5.

So we’re going Deadspin with this.

Wow, a true sociopath. Since heredity is often a factor, I wonder if Olivia Jade has taken the test.

It looks like a Mazda.

Phoenix here.

Don’t forget president of the National Rifle Association.

I wrote this in January of 2017. You can read it if you want.