Same here. I almost had to cancel my 55th birthday party!

Why does anyone give 1/8ths of a shit what this obviously closeted gay man has to say?

What bothers me the most, behind the rigid, bureaucratic racism, is why Latta Public School District even gives a shit.

They made that one on Friday.

Name also checks out (former Saab owner in the ‘80's).

I hope you own a good set of nostalgic tools.

Yes, all the time. For one thing, it shortens the residency requirement for citizenship eligibility from 5 to 2 years.

Or if she was a white, European 2nd-rate magazine model a rich guy wanted to leave his wife for. I think that trumps the argument.

He looks like his mom dressed him.

The kind with weed in it.

My take on this is that he is crazy.

This is why everyone loves us so much.

You are right. I’ve been such a fool. I’ve no understanding of the political process.

Hand jobs and tax returns. That’s where we’re at now.

We all understand the difference between spying and legal investigation, right?

I had it before. I must agree, it sucked.

Hi, gang.

All cults have four things in common: taking your money, sexual exploitation, often of minors, isolating members from the greater world, and messaging that their way is the only/superior way.